Monday, July 18, 2011

Chicken Periods(aka eggs)

Yes, I realize it's not quite the same as eating menstrual fluid. But it's damn close. The real difference is that our babies grow inside of us. The potential chick gets all of its nutrients from inside of the egg, while humans first get all of their nutrients from the menstrual lining in their mother's uterus. Now, the same thing happens to female chickens as female humans: if the egg is not fertilized, it gets discarded. It leaves the body. Ta Dah! Eggs and periods. Well to be completely accurate, for birds, the egg leaves the body either way. So, yes, eggs are nutritious.
Nutritious for chicken fetuses! They do have a hell of a lot of cholesterol(more than 200mg per egg)! Yes, I realize that we aren't really eating the "unborn fetuses of chickens", they are unfertilized. Still, that's fucking gross.
Chicken periods.

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